KARDASSIAN WEDDING CEREMONY

NO YOU STUPID TREKKIES I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE KARDASSIANS!!!! LOL

Seriously though, I don't want Trekkies reading this weblog ok?

AANYWAYZ, I just found out that a supposed celeb named KIM KARDASSIAN had a wedding this past weekend, but I've never seen any movies or scripted tv shows with her or heard her music, so I didn't really care... UNTIL I FOUND OUT WHO WAS THERE!!!!!!!!

GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right...

Negro sobre negro? Forma divertida!

GORGE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The X-tremely talented voice actor from such films as Beverley Hills Chihuahua (in which he plays the mexican stereotype Papi), Marmaduke (in which he plays the mexican stereotype Carlos), Rio (in which he plays the mexican stereotype Rafael), and the Smurfs (in which he plays the ukrainian stereotype Grouchy)! If you haven't telled yet, I LOVE mexiacn steriotypes. LOVE THEM!!!!

LOOKIN" GOOD GORGE!!!!

NEW YORK STATE OF MINE

So number one: Yes, I'm still in New York and number two: Yes, I went to a real Brooklyn Block Party today.  Any more questions Ms. Nosy?!

AANYWAYZ, I had a CELEB-RELATED SPOTTING on the way...You might remember a certain 1990s alternative SUPERGROUP who had a smash-hot single called S*X AND CANDY??

THAT'S RIGHT!!! I SAW MARCY PLAYGROUND.

Not the band mind you.  I don't think I'd recognize them if I saw them, but I did see the actual playground they were named after!  Pretty Groovay, Nay?

Mama this surely is a dream.

Oh, and the Block Party?  It was fun, buit not as fun as DAVE CHAPPELL'S!!  Not as many FUGEES!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

My Top 9 CELEBS!! pt. 2 COMING SOON!!

I forgot to finish my list, but I don't feel like it right now because I'm in NEW YORK (CITY)!!!!!!!!!!

My gurlfriend saw JEFFERY TAMBOR (A.K.A. Mr. Gremmins from Mr. Pooppers Penguins) riding his bike!!!!!!!!  WHOW, what an ECO-FRIENDLY SUPERCELEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AANYWAYZ... I'll be finishing my list soon, so keep visiting this weblog every hour!!!!!!!

PAIX (peace in french)!!!!!!!!!!!

My Top 9 CELEBS!! pt. 1

Hiya Friendz!

I'm just sittin here, kind of bummed out because I wish my mom named me BRAYDEN, which I think is the nicest name in the world... but she didn't and I don't have the confidence to try to change my name this late in life. I predict everyone would make fun of me if I tried... WHAT ELSE IS NEW? lol
AAANYWAYS, i thought a good way to get over this case of the mopes would be to come up with a list of my top nine Celebs... so here it is...

MY LIST OF THE TOP NINE CELEBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9)DOANLD TRUMP
The guy's got everything: Money, Fame, Success, A Beautiful Wife/Daughter, Buildings, an iconic (not to mention FUN-KAY) Hairdo and a COOOL CAR... Oh yeah, not to mention... YOU"RE FRIED!!!!!! lolololol

Whoa!

8) TAYLOR MUMSEN
In one word: the Fiercest gurl around!! She's basically my attitude role-model ok? And if you don't like it you can get lost, buckaroo! (I could just picture her saying that!)
She might only be a teen, but she's got so much going for her: 1) A cool name (Taylor is my number 2 after Brayden), 2) A neat band that looks good in photos. I like to think the only difference between me and her is that I don't have such nice long blond hair... YET!!! lol

The EPITOME of rock n' roll!

7) THE CAST OF STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
Two decades of humanitarian work. NUFF SAID!

Somebody PLEASE photoshop me into that empty seat

6) BLINK 1182
Okay, I started getting bored and this band's *groundbreaking* video for all the small things just came on RTV 2, so I put them in there. It's kind of cheating because I only like Traves and Trever, so technically this is only TWO THIRDS OF MY SIXTH FAVOURITE CELEB!!! lol

Which one is Trever again?

5) JOSEF CANSECO
Most people know about Jose Canseco as the legendary slugger well on his way to Baseball's Hall of Fame, or as Ozzie Canseco's twin brother, but for me his real starmaking turn came when he was a cast member on THE SURREAL LIFE with, oh I don't know... BRONSON PINCHOT, OMAROSA and PEPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's when he really showed that he has an enlarged heart of gold.

Lookin confident on the red carpet.

4) PAUL THE ALIEN
All the humour charm of Seth Rogen without the GROSS FACE!!!

I have not seen this film.

Okay, I'm totally bored now. I'll do the rest l8r.

The Star of Harry Potter!! (EXCLUSIVE PICS)

OH MY GOSH! (OMG)

I just want to start off by sneding a heartfelt apology to all my devoted and faithful fans (even tho I dont have ANY followers (YET!!)!!!)!!!!

I know it's been 4-eva since I last posted, and you must have been sitting on the seat of your pants wondering what happened at tthe HP 7:TDH PT 2 PREMIERE, and boyoboyoboy is it a doozy of a stroy.

I took some really great Celeb photos, but I must have taken my new job as a PAPPARATZI a little too seriously lol.

Aaaaaannnyyyywaaaaaaayyyyyyy... Long story short, the cops let me go after 24 hours, but they held my camera... UNTIL YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And wait until you see the pics I got. Remember these Celeb photos are STARWATCH UPDATE EXCLUSIVES! I don't recognize a lot of the Celebs I got pictures of, so please feel free to let me know just with who(m) it was I was rubbing elbows with.

My kind of "people"!!!!!!!!

They MUST be Celebs!(?)

Do you recognize them as british thesbians?

An African-Canadian Super Mario?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably not a Celeb.

 

And then the most exciting thing EVER happened:

NEVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

THAT'S RIGHT!!!!! MATTHEW LEWIS THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS THE WORLD'S QTEST WIZERD NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM DROVE BY IN A NIIIICE SUV!!!!!!!!!

Needless to say, I freaked out so much. I started screaming and chasing him and I may or may not have tinkled in my knickers. Now I thought that I was just going along with the rest of the crowd, but the police say I was "causing a scene". But I still don't think it was fair of them to hit and electrocute me quite as much as thay did.

BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT JUST TO HAVE A GLIMPSE AT REAL STARDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway STARWATCHERS, that's all for now. Until Next Time, AVADA KEDAVRA ON A MOTHERFCUKIN COP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL