FIRST THING"S FRIRST!! I just want to sat "Thank-You" to my supportres who have seen me through this very veery very veruy difficcult time in my life and I'm now proud to say:
IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
If you dont' know, I guess it's my duty as a reporter to "pull an Orprah" and tell you why I haven't been around in a while.
It all started at TIFF. I was SUPER excited to be at the first Tronto Innernational FilmFest since I started this blog, and I guess it showed. Every celeb I approached was very far away from me and acted as if they couldn't hear what I was saying.
By the last day my natural "investagative journalist" instincts kicked in and I had a plan. I crouched into the room service cart at Gorge Cloomey's hotel and waited. And waited. AND WAITED (lol). I waited forever, until I fell asleep, but lo and benold, I actually woke up underneath a couple of egs florentine in Georg's room. I kind of freaked and he immediately called nine-oneone, and the police didn't really get the joke, (once they got there).
Long story short, I have been "away form my computer" for a few months, and even now the supreme court of Ontario does not approve of me writing this blog, but it's such a relief to be free, and I'm pretty sure that sooner than later G.C. will realixe that we're maent to be 2gether.
P.S. The day I was freed Kim Kardassian and Kris Krumphries Krivorced... Koincedence? I Kink Knot...
