Here's another BLAST FROM THE PAST.
TIFF STARWATCH UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sat next to TRINI the Yellow Power Ranger (Mighty Morphine) on the Spadina Streetcar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kept whispering "It's morphine time!" and "Sabertooth Tiger" in her ear, but she eventually got upset and assaulted me in a manner that can only be described as RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Needless to say I'm STARSTRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the Meantime (AKA 2011), can we please get the train started on a SPEECHLESS SEQUEL?!?!?!?!
WHERE THE FRIG ARE MIKAEL KEETON AND GEENA DAVIDS PLEASE?
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
FROM THE ARCHIVES!!
Here's a couple of Starwatch Updates from a year ago today! THis is where it all got started.
OMG you guys!!!!! I'm keeping my eyes peeled for STARS!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I saw the guy from that band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought I saw Joaquin Phoenis, but it was just a homeless guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
TIFF STARWATCH UPDATE!!!!!! I'm pretty sure I just saw Miss Piggy! Is she still with Cookie Monster? It's been IMPOSSIBLE to follow her dating life since Kermit left her for Grover(aka GROVERMIT). They seem happy though. ANYWAY I'm heading to the Hard Rock Cafe now, it seems like every time I go there I see a CELEB. It's always Kim Mitchell though. TTYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Thank G*d that Joaquin Phoeniks thing was a hoax.
OMG you guys!!!!! I'm keeping my eyes peeled for STARS!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I saw the guy from that band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought I saw Joaquin Phoenis, but it was just a homeless guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
TIFF STARWATCH UPDATE!!!!!! I'm pretty sure I just saw Miss Piggy! Is she still with Cookie Monster? It's been IMPOSSIBLE to follow her dating life since Kermit left her for Grover(aka GROVERMIT). They seem happy though. ANYWAY I'm heading to the Hard Rock Cafe now, it seems like every time I go there I see a CELEB. It's always Kim Mitchell though. TTYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Thank G*d that Joaquin Phoeniks thing was a hoax.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
TIFF DAY UNO!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHMYGODINHEAVENANDALLTHEANGELSABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's finally here! THE TRONTO INTERNATIONAL FLIM FESTIVAL IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For once a year, us measly mortals get to know what it's like to walk amongst thine GODS.
i Spent all night at the Jack Astor's near the movie theatre with my as eyes peeled as humanly possible to see if any Celebs would make an appearence, but NO SUCH (F**KING) LUCK!! What a disappointment... UNTIL...
On my way home a homeless-bohemian perchanced me for a pocketfull of tuppence. I declined (having spent all my small change tipping the bartender for the chili honey chicken fingers), when said hobo LEAPT OUT OF HIS DISGUISE and revealed his true nature!!!!!!!!
Turns out it was BONNO (Pronounced Bow-Know) from yoU2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was testing the goodness of people and I failed the test.
WHOOPSERS!!!!!!!!!!
SOrry Toronno, but know Bonno hates us. MY BAD (LOL)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's finally here! THE TRONTO INTERNATIONAL FLIM FESTIVAL IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For once a year, us measly mortals get to know what it's like to walk amongst thine GODS.
i Spent all night at the Jack Astor's near the movie theatre with my as eyes peeled as humanly possible to see if any Celebs would make an appearence, but NO SUCH (F**KING) LUCK!! What a disappointment... UNTIL...
On my way home a homeless-bohemian perchanced me for a pocketfull of tuppence. I declined (having spent all my small change tipping the bartender for the chili honey chicken fingers), when said hobo LEAPT OUT OF HIS DISGUISE and revealed his true nature!!!!!!!!
Turns out it was BONNO (Pronounced Bow-Know) from yoU2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was testing the goodness of people and I failed the test.
WHOOPSERS!!!!!!!!!!
SOrry Toronno, but know Bonno hates us. MY BAD (LOL)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
IT"S FINALLY HERE!!! MY TOP THREE CELEBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY! I KNOW!! IT"S BEEN A LONG TIME!!!
My regular readers will know that I staretd my Top 9 List of my fave Celebs last month, but I got bored halfway through and never revealed the top three. To be honest I've spent all my free time over the past couple of weeks watching "THE HELP" in cinemas, I love it so much I've been purchasing two tickets for each viewing even though I'm by myslef. I bet those african-american women are jsut so grateful to the white women who told their story.
AANYWAYZ, I wanted to get the rest of my list out of the way before #TIFF starts so I;m proud to present my TOP... THREE... CEEELEEEEEBBBBBBSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) ICET & COKO
WOWOWOW, Talk about a power couple!! You all know him as "FIN", the street-smart rape-solver from OMNI 2's "Law and Order:STVU" (a Starwatch Updates MEGA-FAVE), and you defintely know her from her stunning work in 2002's Most Erotic Thriller "Dessert Rose". The only thing these two don't have is a Celeb couple combo name, so may I be the first to coin the delicious and refreshing new name for them:
ICE COKE!!
2) GLORIA STEINEM
I don't have a lot to say about this. It's very personal. Let's just say her words on the difference between pornography and erotica opened my eyes to some people whom were taking advantage of me during a very difficult time in my life.
1) (TIE) WHOOPIE GOLDBERG AND NICHOLAS CAGE
What can I say, I'm sure most of you saw this one coming from a hundred million miles away. LIGHTYEARS EVEN!!!!
For obvious reasons I couldn't pick one of these two ICONS OF THE CINEMATIC ARTS to count as my number one super-favest Celeb of them all. SO SUE ME!! (LOL) (Please don't though, I don't have any money.)
AAANYWAYZ, my greatest dream would be for these two to get together and make a movie together. I imagine it would be some sort of Action/Dramedy (heavy on the Dramedy) where they play a couple of competeing firefighters or pharmacists, but when the evil guy in charge of everything (Kevin Spacey, Kline or Bacon) puts their lives in Jeopardy (DOUBLE JEOPARDY EVEN), they have to sort out their differences to defeat the evil villian, falling in love along the way. Then the movie would end in an extremely erotic love scene betweem them in broad daylight. (HOW COME MOVIES NEVER END IN LOVE SCENES?)
NOW TALK ABOUT A MATCH MADE IN HAVEN!!!!!
My regular readers will know that I staretd my Top 9 List of my fave Celebs last month, but I got bored halfway through and never revealed the top three. To be honest I've spent all my free time over the past couple of weeks watching "THE HELP" in cinemas, I love it so much I've been purchasing two tickets for each viewing even though I'm by myslef. I bet those african-american women are jsut so grateful to the white women who told their story.
AANYWAYZ, I wanted to get the rest of my list out of the way before #TIFF starts so I;m proud to present my TOP... THREE... CEEELEEEEEBBBBBBSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) ICET & COKO
WOWOWOW, Talk about a power couple!! You all know him as "FIN", the street-smart rape-solver from OMNI 2's "Law and Order:STVU" (a Starwatch Updates MEGA-FAVE), and you defintely know her from her stunning work in 2002's Most Erotic Thriller "Dessert Rose". The only thing these two don't have is a Celeb couple combo name, so may I be the first to coin the delicious and refreshing new name for them:
ICE COKE!!
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| Twist The Cap To Refreshment |
2) GLORIA STEINEM
I don't have a lot to say about this. It's very personal. Let's just say her words on the difference between pornography and erotica opened my eyes to some people whom were taking advantage of me during a very difficult time in my life.
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| Wait, but I thought you... |
1) (TIE) WHOOPIE GOLDBERG AND NICHOLAS CAGE
What can I say, I'm sure most of you saw this one coming from a hundred million miles away. LIGHTYEARS EVEN!!!!
For obvious reasons I couldn't pick one of these two ICONS OF THE CINEMATIC ARTS to count as my number one super-favest Celeb of them all. SO SUE ME!! (LOL) (Please don't though, I don't have any money.)
AAANYWAYZ, my greatest dream would be for these two to get together and make a movie together. I imagine it would be some sort of Action/Dramedy (heavy on the Dramedy) where they play a couple of competeing firefighters or pharmacists, but when the evil guy in charge of everything (Kevin Spacey, Kline or Bacon) puts their lives in Jeopardy (DOUBLE JEOPARDY EVEN), they have to sort out their differences to defeat the evil villian, falling in love along the way. Then the movie would end in an extremely erotic love scene betweem them in broad daylight. (HOW COME MOVIES NEVER END IN LOVE SCENES?)
NOW TALK ABOUT A MATCH MADE IN HAVEN!!!!!
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
STARWATCH(ER) UPDATE!!
Did you guys see who was interviewed in Metro today? I did!!!!!
My Number One ROLE MODEL BEN MULROONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's safe to say that Ben's rags-to-riches story of becoming Canada's second-place MVCR (Most Valuable Celeb Roporter) is one of the most imspiring since that brain surgeon made the lady smell burnt toast in that Heritage Commercial. He truly is an imspiration to novice Celeb Gazers such as Moi!
It's also a funny coincedents that he has teh same last name as that PRIME MINISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE BUZZ LIGHTYER!!! LOL!
ANYWAYZ, Ben was asked whom was his favourite Celeb to interview and he said....
Drumroll PLease...
LADY GAGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She must have been honoured to read that.
FILM FEST STARTS IN TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Number One ROLE MODEL BEN MULROONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| The Name's Bond, James Bond, 007, Secret Agent, From England. (LOL) |
I think it's safe to say that Ben's rags-to-riches story of becoming Canada's second-place MVCR (Most Valuable Celeb Roporter) is one of the most imspiring since that brain surgeon made the lady smell burnt toast in that Heritage Commercial. He truly is an imspiration to novice Celeb Gazers such as Moi!
It's also a funny coincedents that he has teh same last name as that PRIME MINISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE BUZZ LIGHTYER!!! LOL!
ANYWAYZ, Ben was asked whom was his favourite Celeb to interview and he said....
Drumroll PLease...
LADY GAGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She must have been honoured to read that.
FILM FEST STARTS IN TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 4, 2011
HAPPY B(EYONCE)-DAY TO BEYONCE
BEYONCE NOLES turns 30 today, and the entertainment world will never be the same again!
When I first heard about Beyonce (Or as I thought her name was until a few months ago, Beyondsay), it was when she was cast in the ICONIC role of "FOXXY CLEOPATRA" in auteur MICHAEL MYERS's Ausitin Powers Threequel "GOLDMEMBER" (LOL)!!!!! I personally feel that Goldmember was the strongest in the series and in no small prat thanks to Beyondsay's stellar preformance as the sexxy secret agent/disco singer or whatever she was doing in that movie. It turns out she was also lead singer of a little band called DESTINY'S CHILD, but I guess the other girls were jealous of her so she quit and went soso!
But every successful woman has to have a husband and hers is none other than RAPP SUPPERSTAR JAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And at the VMAs this year (basically a Celeb-watcher's Christmas, although I didn't see it because I don't get that channel), she announced that she is WITH CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about the biggest news of the century so far!!!!!!!
So I'd like to take this oppertunity to PERSONALLY wish a VERRY HAPPY #)TH BIRTHDAY TO BEYONDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GO GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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| Groovadelic Baby!! |
But every successful woman has to have a husband and hers is none other than RAPP SUPPERSTAR JAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And at the VMAs this year (basically a Celeb-watcher's Christmas, although I didn't see it because I don't get that channel), she announced that she is WITH CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about the biggest news of the century so far!!!!!!!
So I'd like to take this oppertunity to PERSONALLY wish a VERRY HAPPY #)TH BIRTHDAY TO BEYONDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GO GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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