OHMYGODINHEAVENANDALLTHEANGELSABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's finally here! THE TRONTO INTERNATIONAL FLIM FESTIVAL IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For once a year, us measly mortals get to know what it's like to walk amongst thine GODS.
i Spent all night at the Jack Astor's near the movie theatre with my as eyes peeled as humanly possible to see if any Celebs would make an appearence, but NO SUCH (F**KING) LUCK!! What a disappointment... UNTIL...
On my way home a homeless-bohemian perchanced me for a pocketfull of tuppence. I declined (having spent all my small change tipping the bartender for the chili honey chicken fingers), when said hobo LEAPT OUT OF HIS DISGUISE and revealed his true nature!!!!!!!!
Turns out it was BONNO (Pronounced Bow-Know) from yoU2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was testing the goodness of people and I failed the test.
WHOOPSERS!!!!!!!!!!
SOrry Toronno, but know Bonno hates us. MY BAD (LOL)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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