IT"S FINALLY HERE!!! MY TOP THREE CELEBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY! I KNOW!! IT"S BEEN A LONG TIME!!!

My regular readers will know that I staretd my Top 9 List of my fave Celebs last month, but I got bored halfway through and never revealed the top three.  To be honest I've spent all my free time over the past couple of weeks watching "THE HELP" in cinemas, I love it so much I've been purchasing two tickets for each viewing even though I'm by myslef. I bet those african-american women are jsut so grateful to the white women who told their story.

AANYWAYZ, I wanted to get the rest of my list out of the way before #TIFF starts so I;m proud to present my TOP... THREE... CEEELEEEEEBBBBBBSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) ICET & COKO
WOWOWOW, Talk about a power couple!!  You all know him as "FIN", the street-smart rape-solver from OMNI 2's "Law and Order:STVU" (a Starwatch Updates MEGA-FAVE), and you defintely know her from her stunning work in 2002's Most Erotic Thriller "Dessert Rose".  The only thing these two don't have is a Celeb couple combo name, so may I be the first to coin the delicious and refreshing new name for them:

ICE COKE!!

Twist The Cap To Refreshment

 

 

2) GLORIA STEINEM
I don't have a lot to say about this.  It's very personal.  Let's just say her words on the difference between pornography and erotica opened my eyes to some people whom were taking advantage of me during a very difficult time in my life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, but I thought you...

1) (TIE) WHOOPIE GOLDBERG AND NICHOLAS CAGE
What can I say, I'm sure most of you saw this one coming from a hundred million miles away. LIGHTYEARS EVEN!!!!

For obvious reasons I couldn't pick one of these two ICONS OF THE CINEMATIC ARTS to count as my number one super-favest Celeb of them all.  SO SUE ME!! (LOL) (Please don't though, I don't have any money.)

AAANYWAYZ, my greatest dream would be for these two to get together and make a movie together.  I imagine it would be some sort of Action/Dramedy (heavy on the Dramedy) where they play a couple of competeing firefighters or pharmacists, but when the evil guy in charge of everything (Kevin Spacey, Kline or Bacon) puts their lives in Jeopardy (DOUBLE JEOPARDY EVEN), they have to sort out their differences to defeat the evil villian, falling in love along the way.  Then the movie would end in an extremely erotic love scene betweem them in broad daylight. (HOW COME MOVIES NEVER END IN LOVE SCENES?)

NOW TALK ABOUT A MATCH MADE IN HAVEN!!!!!